After much consideration and the persistence of fans, I have decided to run for president. Tshirts are in the works!

This will be a long tiresome campaign, extensive media coverage, your donation will be greatly appreciated.
Someones gotta do it, right?
XXL = 1 vote…or as many as I can get away with.
you have my vote. wait… whats your position on politicians?
do i need a position?
position smition…
I hear Derrik likes the Missionary position…
Woman Superior
and nasty chatter about the almighty dollar
Im married. Positions include sitting in front of computer with Internet access…
*snicker*